IT'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL! The mystery has been solved!
Saturday, July 30, 2011
WHASSUP JIM?
Here we were at Hansanity, minding our own business, when out of the blue I get a text from a random phone number.
Random Text: Hey Carissa - how was the rest of ur week
Of course, I shared it with the rest of the room. We were unsure of how to respond, when another one quickly came.
Random: Are you and about tonight ? Jim
Alright, so it's clearly some guy named Jim who is pursuing some girl named Carissa. Do we let him know he has a wrong number? OF COURSE NOT! We play along!
Us: might be going out later u?
Our impression of a girl responding to a dude's text.
Random: At a charity function at dresslers in the metropolitan - should be heading out after it's over
We looked up dresslers. Fancy place.
Us: where are u goin?
It's pretty easy pretending to be a girl, must be even easier to actually be a girl, amirite?
Random: Heading to vavace for a late dinner- and a few drinks - are u making it out
Us: yea prob
Random: "prob?" what happened to the social butterfly carrier foley
Alright, this was a little confusing, at first. But then - THEN - Phelps figured out on his iPhone that "carrier" is an auto-correct that can come from a slight misspelling of Carissa. At this point we have figured out this girl's full name.
Us: haha yea i'm def going out
Over an hour goes by and there is nothing, and we get bored of him not responding so we come up with another text.
Us: where are u?
Random: heading uptown - where are u at
Earlier we had already figured out that A) his area code is Charlotte and B) dresslers at the metropolitan is a nice place in Charlotte. So given these clues, we knew he was in Charlotte. Who knows why this girl gave him a 607 number, but whatever. When he said he was heading uptown, Phelps googled "uptown Charlotte bars." We found the name of a place in the first result and rolled with it.
Us: we're heading to buckhead. what's ur plan?
I hope you're approving of our uses of "u" and "ur" during this text conversation. Clearly fooled him.
Random: Waiting for a cab at vivace
Ur going old school with Buckhead
I am prob just gonna catch a beer at press and head home
Those came as three separate texts. We were preparing to respond, but we (me, Phelps, Stokes) got distracted by ridic married woman Olivia (that is a whole different story). Will this gentleman continue pursuing "Carissa" the rest of this weekend? We'll find out later! It would be rather hilarious if this Jim ran into Carissa at some point in the future, given this conversation he thinks he has had with her but really, he was having with a bunch of dudes celebrating friendship at HANSANITY.
Random Text: Hey Carissa - how was the rest of ur week
Of course, I shared it with the rest of the room. We were unsure of how to respond, when another one quickly came.
Random: Are you and about tonight ? Jim
Alright, so it's clearly some guy named Jim who is pursuing some girl named Carissa. Do we let him know he has a wrong number? OF COURSE NOT! We play along!
Us: might be going out later u?
Our impression of a girl responding to a dude's text.
Random: At a charity function at dresslers in the metropolitan - should be heading out after it's over
We looked up dresslers. Fancy place.
Us: where are u goin?
It's pretty easy pretending to be a girl, must be even easier to actually be a girl, amirite?
Random: Heading to vavace for a late dinner- and a few drinks - are u making it out
Us: yea prob
Random: "prob?" what happened to the social butterfly carrier foley
Alright, this was a little confusing, at first. But then - THEN - Phelps figured out on his iPhone that "carrier" is an auto-correct that can come from a slight misspelling of Carissa. At this point we have figured out this girl's full name.
Us: haha yea i'm def going out
Over an hour goes by and there is nothing, and we get bored of him not responding so we come up with another text.
Us: where are u?
Random: heading uptown - where are u at
Earlier we had already figured out that A) his area code is Charlotte and B) dresslers at the metropolitan is a nice place in Charlotte. So given these clues, we knew he was in Charlotte. Who knows why this girl gave him a 607 number, but whatever. When he said he was heading uptown, Phelps googled "uptown Charlotte bars." We found the name of a place in the first result and rolled with it.
Us: we're heading to buckhead. what's ur plan?
I hope you're approving of our uses of "u" and "ur" during this text conversation. Clearly fooled him.
Random: Waiting for a cab at vivace
Ur going old school with Buckhead
I am prob just gonna catch a beer at press and head home
Those came as three separate texts. We were preparing to respond, but we (me, Phelps, Stokes) got distracted by ridic married woman Olivia (that is a whole different story). Will this gentleman continue pursuing "Carissa" the rest of this weekend? We'll find out later! It would be rather hilarious if this Jim ran into Carissa at some point in the future, given this conversation he thinks he has had with her but really, he was having with a bunch of dudes celebrating friendship at HANSANITY.
Friday, July 29, 2011
games
As the first four first arrivees await the appearance of the remaining three, a rousing combinatory game of Wizard Sticks and Mushroom entertains. Pictures to follow.
IT'S RAINING!
Hahnsen and Ted are out picking up pizza.
Phelps is going to arrive sometime in the next 20 minutes.
Hopefully Phelps arrives before the pizza.
Also, it's raining out, and has been raining for the last 6-7 hours. OH WELL, as long as it doesn't rain on ENCHANTED FOREST/WATER SAFARI tomorrow.
H A N S A N I T Y
Phelps is going to arrive sometime in the next 20 minutes.
Hopefully Phelps arrives before the pizza.
Also, it's raining out, and has been raining for the last 6-7 hours. OH WELL, as long as it doesn't rain on ENCHANTED FOREST/WATER SAFARI tomorrow.
H A N S A N I T Y
FINAL ATTENDEE DEPARTS FOR HANSANITY
In a statement issued at 5:02pm on Friday, perpetually tardy friendfest attendee Bill Stokes said, "eff this, I'm going to H A N S A N I T Y" and shut down his computer.
BREAKING NEWS: TUBING CANCELED
Breaking news from HANSANITY headquarters. Sources are indicating that today's scheduled tubing and beer drinking event on the West Canada Valley River has been canceled due to adverse weather conditions.
According to multiple reports, attendees will instead remain in Hahnsen's apartment, watch Men in Black II, and place their hahnds in their pahnts.
Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
UPDATE FROM TED 3:03 P.M.
Above you can see the raindrops preventing us from tubing in the West Canada Valley River as well as the West Canada Valley River in which we will not be tubing.
COUNTDOWN TO HANSANITY
Hello, world. This is Phelps. Soon (in six or so hours) I will be departing my place of employment and traveling to HANSANITY.
Upon arrival, I will walk through the door of Hahnsen's apartment with my hands raised above my head to re-enact a popular G+ HANGOUT game. Let's see who wins!
Saw.
H A N S A N I T Y
Upon arrival, I will walk through the door of Hahnsen's apartment with my hands raised above my head to re-enact a popular G+ HANGOUT game. Let's see who wins!
Saw.
H A N S A N I T Y
TODAY EVERYONE ARRIVES!
Despite all being up past 3 last night, all of us were up by 9 this morning. I assume the reason for this is because we can't control our excitement about the upcoming arrivals of PHELPS, STOKES, RYAN, and WEBER.
Hansanity fact: Ryan is the only HANSANITY attendee that goes by his first name.
We still have many, many hours (around 9) until the first friend arrival of the day. Guess the three of us already here will have to pass the time with eating, playing wii, and beating off in the shower (not at the same time).
H A N S A N I T Y
Hansanity fact: Ryan is the only HANSANITY attendee that goes by his first name.
We still have many, many hours (around 9) until the first friend arrival of the day. Guess the three of us already here will have to pass the time with eating, playing wii, and beating off in the shower (not at the same time).
H A N S A N I T Y
COMPLETE INVENT-A-DRINK LIST
Feel free to try any of these on your own. They are all delicious.
In chronological order of invention...
DRINK: SAW
WHO MADE IT: Mark "Ted" Tedeschi
INGREDIENTS: Spiced Rum, Apple Juice, Water (Seltzer)
DRINK: Winter in Cape Cod
WHO: Jay "The Mate" Mitchell
INGREDIENTS: Peppermint Schnapps, Vodka, Cranberry-Raspberry Juice
DRINK: Christmas Morning
WHO: Eric "Hahnsen" Hahnsen
INGREDIENTS: Disaronno, Jager, Pomegranate 5 Hour Energy
D: Bubbly Liquorice Lemon Double-Drop
W: Ted
I: Jager, Seltzer, Lemon-Drop Schapps, a couple drops of lemon Juice
D: Wake-Up Call
W: Ted and Mate
I: Jack Daniels, Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps, Pomegranate 5 Hour Energy, Tabasco Sauce
D: Naughty Cherry Coke
W: Hahnsen
I: Cherry Schnapps, Jager, Cola
D: Blackberry Badger
W: SFORBES (guest inventor!)
I: Blackberry Brandy, Ginger Ale, Vanilla Schnapps
D: Blue Balls
W: The Mate
I: Gin, Tonic, Blue Kamikazee
D: Mt. Kilimanjaro
W: Hahnsen
I: Hot Damn, Peppermint Schnapps, Disaronno, Seltzer Water
D: When Worlds Collide
W: Ted
I: Gin, Rum, Tonic, Cola
D: Diet After-Dinner Wine Shooter
W: Mark Tedouchebag
I: Peppermint Schnapps, Diet Grape Soda, Vodka
D: (yet to be named, suggestions welcomed)
W: Mate
I: Vodka, Rum, Mike's Hard Lemonade
In chronological order of invention...
DRINK: SAW
WHO MADE IT: Mark "Ted" Tedeschi
INGREDIENTS: Spiced Rum, Apple Juice, Water (Seltzer)
DRINK: Winter in Cape Cod
WHO: Jay "The Mate" Mitchell
INGREDIENTS: Peppermint Schnapps, Vodka, Cranberry-Raspberry Juice
DRINK: Christmas Morning
WHO: Eric "Hahnsen" Hahnsen
INGREDIENTS: Disaronno, Jager, Pomegranate 5 Hour Energy
D: Bubbly Liquorice Lemon Double-Drop
W: Ted
I: Jager, Seltzer, Lemon-Drop Schapps, a couple drops of lemon Juice
D: Wake-Up Call
W: Ted and Mate
I: Jack Daniels, Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps, Pomegranate 5 Hour Energy, Tabasco Sauce
D: Naughty Cherry Coke
W: Hahnsen
I: Cherry Schnapps, Jager, Cola
D: Blackberry Badger
W: SFORBES (guest inventor!)
I: Blackberry Brandy, Ginger Ale, Vanilla Schnapps
D: Blue Balls
W: The Mate
I: Gin, Tonic, Blue Kamikazee
D: Mt. Kilimanjaro
W: Hahnsen
I: Hot Damn, Peppermint Schnapps, Disaronno, Seltzer Water
D: When Worlds Collide
W: Ted
I: Gin, Rum, Tonic, Cola
D: Diet After-Dinner Wine Shooter
W: Mark Tedouchebag
I: Peppermint Schnapps, Diet Grape Soda, Vodka
D: (yet to be named, suggestions welcomed)
W: Mate
I: Vodka, Rum, Mike's Hard Lemonade
LATEST DRINK INVENTION...
Vodka. Rum. Mike's Hard Lemonade.
It doesn't have a name yet. Any suggestions?
It doesn't have a name yet. Any suggestions?
RIGHT NOW...
Hahnsen is watching FUTURAMA.
Ted is f-ing around with this blog.
I am writing a blog post.
/HANSANITY UPDATE.
Ted is f-ing around with this blog.
I am writing a blog post.
/HANSANITY UPDATE.
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