Friday, July 29, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: TUBING CANCELED




Breaking news from HANSANITY headquarters. Sources are indicating that today's scheduled tubing and beer drinking event on the West Canada Valley River has been canceled due to adverse weather conditions.

According to multiple reports, attendees will instead remain in Hahnsen's apartment, watch Men in Black II, and place their hahnds in their pahnts.

Stay tuned for more on this developing story.

UPDATE FROM TED 3:03 P.M.

Above you can see the raindrops preventing us from tubing in the West Canada Valley River as well as the West Canada Valley River in which we will not be tubing.

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